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hardcoretaco:

ohioisonfiire:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months, lol

oh my god

(via ohioisonfiire)

  • day off: tumblr
  • need to study: tumblr
  • shitty weather: tumblr
  • wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
  • plans with other people: tumblr
  • in class: tumblr
  • supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
  • on the bus: tumblr
  • the apocalypse: tumblr
  • during my own funeral: tumblr
  • tumblr: tumblr
  • tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does

macaroni-and-sneeze:

gerbor:

gerbor:

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gerbor:

gerbor:

HELP

I’VE

FALLEN

AND

CAN’T

GET

laid

(Source: perrytheplatyborg, via freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow)

snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer

(via winchester-and-son-s)